Ebay sellers rant

[STORMYNURSE]

This is the best about me page I've ever read and had to share it because its so true and funny too!

http://members.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl ... id=icecube


Here it is from copy and paste just incase ebay yanks it;


READ THIS!






Ebay does NOT care about buyers, I have been doing this for 15 years and I am sure they will yank this page AGAIN



If you do not like your coin, I will pay you to send it back. Do not worry, I can NOT leave negative. If you have had a bad experience with me, like the 1 a month that I get, please let me correct it.



More than likely, I will let you keep your coin, and just block you, so you can find that better bargain elsewhere. Have some balls and let me correct or dont leave these bad reviews and hide behind the DSR Bullshit!



I would rather get ripped off by the little people who dont have the balls to tell me I screwed up, then give more money to Ebay with their pathetic customer service clowns. If I get 10 people in 3 months who give me a bad rating, it costs me up to $650 per month more in fees. I am just about ready to pull the plug on this crap.



If I screw up, PLEASE let me fix it, I make tons of mistakes and 99.50 percent of the people are good enough to let me try and correct it, but if I go over .50% of poor DSR ratings, then Ebay, crushes me under their socialist machine. I just love California Liberals!




It is so easy working with Paypal and Ebay, the spawn sisters of control and manipulation. Paypal has decided after 12 years of devoted servial slave labor to their devoted machine, that I have now warranted a 15% rolling reserve. I have made paypal almost $50,000 in that time, and I have had 2 chargebacks, both from Asia. Paypal has not LOST A DIME on my sales. NOT a dime, now some FemmeNazi has determined that I am a "high risk" business because I have increased my sales by 50% in one month. OH MY GOODNESS, shut down the presses, the capitalist is working his ass off, instead of the California method of selling it off. LOL.

So some profit-hating liberal tells me they want a copy of ALL my invoices to prove I have the merchandise I am selling. SAY What? The hell I will, you socialists do not have the right to get my client lists.



The world is coming to an end, Paypal and Ebay have lost their collective ONE marble between the two of them. I dare you! Piss off the California dream machine and they clamp your balls in their vises.



PROFIT is GOOD, I give a TON of money to charities per year, unfortunately, PAYPAL has not regulated ME to death YET.



LIFE is good, Paypal and Ebay are not. I love their forum, and I have to finally agree, their customer service reps are getting better and better.

I am cranky and I am pissed!



Cool, part II, of Paypal hates all sellers.

In the morning I get a special email from someone at paypal that states they want to help me GROW my business. I send a scathing email back and state, WHY should I, so you internet clowns can take more of my money for 120 days? I think NOT. Why would the buffoonish paypal, scratch my back with one hand, while the seedier side of paypal is cutting my scrotum open with a box cutter? Explain this to me!



The nice lady who called to tell me that they are ONLY going to keep 5% of all my sales on Ebay, aren't they so sweet? BULL$%^&, I have made you pimps more money than your best HO's.



I think you all should beware of Paypal and Ebay, they are bad, bad, bad!

Toodaloo, till they cut me some more.

[kipper]

I try to buy from a limited group of sellers if the coin is above average, on low end stuff, i buy anywhere. a venue like Ebay needs top class sellers, and should go out of their way to accommadate them. Not many people bid on any thing of value if the seller has a 95% rating. So, my response to the good sellers is to give a glowing review and 5 stars...ALWAYS.. From this forum, Stormy and BullsEye are my favorite sellers, and if i ever win one from Rigo, he joins the list.

[acan451]

LOL
Thanks StormyNurse
I love that rant it has to be the best ever
Alan

[Brokecoincollector]

LMAO....love the rant....I started to see ebay for what it is when I was gonna try and sell some stuff......dont see how anyone makes money on there....as a buyer ebay is fine to me...but I still try and buy local or from another site when at all possible

[AdamL]

That's awesome.